[OLD!]: Jack Femur

Anyway, the next contestant is the bonehead, Jack Femur! He didn't really change much from his last appearance, aside from the general improvements in art style and color, of course.

I think even for this cast, Jack is the strangest character out of all of them. He's a living skeleton that was brought back to life. When he was alive Jack was a saxophonist at a smooth jazz lounge. He was a very skilled musician, and a great ladies' man, then one night he died of food poisoning. He remained dead and buried for about ninety years before being brought back to life by a cult pf satanists who were trying to raise an army from the dead to take over the lands, but thanks to one of their members getting the wrong address, they instead resurrected Jack. In a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity where the planets aligned, there was a blue moon, it was Friday the 13th, and exactly at midnight. There won't be another night like this for another twelve hundred million years. That member got sent to the time-out corner for two hours.

As for Jack himself? He's still trying to live his life as he did 90 years ago, though he doesn't have the same luck with getting gigs or girls like he used to, so he entered the competition to win the prize money and fame to eventually pay for a surgery to rebuild him a brand new body like the one he had when he was alive.

Jack has quite the history, doesn't he? Hope you guys enjoy!